19 Pink Shoes: how to Kick Valentine’s Day Ass

Dear Cupid,

Happy Valentine’s Day, yo! I know you’re super busy today spreading love and all, but could I trouble you for a small favor? would you please stop shooting me with those love arrows?? Each one makes me fall in love with a new pair of pink shoes!

ANNONSE

First, I fell for these casual cuties…

Converse – All star Core HI ($42)

Sugar Origami Batik floral ($73.95)

Vans – classic Slip-On ($44.95)

Dr. Martens 1460 W – series ($113.95)

Then, my heart melted for strappy sandals…

Ralph Lauren – Amelie ($107.06)

Fornarina – Violet ($129.56)

Manolo Blahnik – snake print sandal ($675)

Charles by Charles David – Pandora ($103.95)

But you couldn’t stop there, could you? You had to take it a *step* further, forcing me to fall in love with pink pumps!

Nine West – Luxious ($92.95)

Miss Sixty – Callista ($179.95)

Betsey Johnson – Cayden ($190)

BCBGirls – Sandy ($99.95)

BCBGirls – Iggy ($98.95)

Zinc – Missy ($92.95)

Emilio Pucci – 783997 ($593.95)

Manolo Blahnik – Satin d’Orsay ($655)

Miu Miu Deco Patent platform ($695)

Betsey Johnson – Clovis ($180)

Christian Louboutin – covered platform Peep-Toe ($760)

ANNONSE

Dude, seriously. stop toying with my heart! point your love arrows someplace else. might I suggest targeting a VH-1 reality TV dating show mansion like the flavor of love or rock of love abodes? There are plenty o’ people looking for love, you cherubic little bastard. Go wreak havoc with someone else’s heart!

Din vennlige skjønnhetsavhengig, rusavhengig,

Karen

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